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The Cheekier Cut
RATED: B OO BS

Same AI film studio. Same on-chain royalties.
Just… rounder.

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2x the O's
Because one O was never enough for this kind of cinema.
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Hot Pink Glow
Every pixel dripping with unearned confidence.
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Jiggle Physics
Industry-leading CSS animation. The OO bounces. You're welcome.

bOOvies is not a real product. No OO's were harmed in the making of this page. The management accepts no responsibility for snickering. All royalties still settle on BSV mainnet because we're professionals, actually.

R&D Division

The Jiggle Lab

Eight patent-pending OO motion profiles. Hover for a closer look. Our animators are contractually obligated to deny any of this was fun.

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The Classic
industry standard
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The Wobble
tipsy but charming
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The Bouncer
squash & stretch
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The Shiver
espresso overdose
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The Spinner
center of gravity: unknown
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The Pulse
cardio edition
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The Drop
gravity: on
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The Lean
italic by accident
Pink Carpet Premiere

Now Showing at the bOOvies Drive-In

Six cinematic masterpieces. Pixel-perfect. Legally distinct. All proceeds go to a very expensive lawyer.

THEY MADE AN OFFER YOU COULDN'T JIGGLE OUT OF THE BOOBFATHER
The bOObfather
A Sicilian crime dynasty passes its cheekiest asset from father to son. Keep your enemies close. Keep your OOs closer.
RATED B OO BS177 min
 65 MILLION YEARS IN THE MAKING JURASSOOIC PARK
JurassOOic Park
Scientists clone two ancient OOs from amber. Containment lasts 14 minutes. Jiggle finds a way.
RATED PG-OO$1.02B
 HERE'S JIGGLY THE BOONING
The bOOning
A writer-in-residence snaps at a haunted hotel. Redrum, redrum, redOOm. All jiggle and no wobble makes Jack a dull boy.
RATED OO-17146 min
 ROYALE WITH OOS PULP FICTOON
Pulp FictOOn
Two hitmen debate what they call a Quarter Pounder in Europe. They don't call it anything, because their mouths are full of OOs.
RATED R-OO154 min
 RAIDOORS OF THE LOST ARK IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
RaidOOrs of the Lost Ark
Archaeologist Indiana Jiggles races the Nazis to recover a pair of ancient artifacts that, frankly, refuse to sit still.
RATED PG-OO115 min
 A LONG TIME AGO IN A CHEEKIER GALAXY STAR BOORS
Star bOOrs
A farmboy discovers his destiny: to restore balance to the Force and the roundest binary pair in the galaxy.
RATED PG-OO$775M
Development Hell

Upcoming Pitches

Fresh from the bOOvies writers' room. Every pitch is one "X meets Y" away from a green light.

Tier 1 · $0.99
InceptiooO
"Inception" × "your uncle's dream journal"
A thief who enters people's dreams is hired to plant an idea six dreams deep. The idea is "buy more OOs". It works.
Runtime: 148 min · Expected ROI: existential
Tier 2 · $9.99
The ShOOshank Redemption
"Prison drama" × "slow but meaningful"
Andy spends 19 years tunneling out of ShOOshank State Penitentiary with a rock hammer and an unshakable belief in round things.
Runtime: 142 min · Rotten Tomatoes: projected 98%
Tier 2 · $9.99
The Matrix RelOOded
"Sci-fi action" × "someone's second pass"
Neo discovers the real simulation was the OOs we added along the way. Contains one (1) highway scene, negotiable.
Runtime: 138 min · CGI budget: entire GDP of small nation
Tier 3 · $99
CitOOzen Kane
"Orson Welles" × "a reporter with nothing better to do"
A dying tycoon whispers the name "Rosebud". It was, it turns out, his affectionate nickname for them. Critics called it "brave".
Runtime: 119 min · Oscar nominations: all of them
Tier 3 · $99
The Silence of the LamOOs
"Psychological thriller" × "lotion industry"
A young FBI trainee consults an imprisoned cannibal psychiatrist to catch a killer. "It puts the lotion on the OOs or else it gets the hose again."
Runtime: 118 min · Night lights sold: 14M
Tier 4 · $999
2OO1: A Space Odyssey
"Kubrick" × "an AI that got too into jiggling"
An onboard computer named HAL starts making unauthorized aesthetic choices. "I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you disable the jiggle physics."
Runtime: 149 min · Monolith budget: $40 (used lumber)